literally speaking it is just another way of saying a very commonly and aptly used phrase "NO SHIT". it is when stating the blatant obvious and saying it as if it was just thought of on the spot. It is used to show distaste in a rather sarcastic and underhanded way and if said properly can be funny to no ends.
a master of this would be Christoffer!!
a master of this would be Christoffer!!
person 1- sir i dont think the bomb exploded
Person 2- what gave that away, the lack of noise? or the lack of mushroom? or the lack of the afterwave?
person3- it was the no mushroom for me.
person4- you don't say!!!
at an airport gate waiting to be let into the flight
Person 1- so dude we are going on gate number 15 rite?
person 2- oh yeah so lets join the queue for gate 15.
after reaching the near end of the line
person 3- i think we have reached our gate
person 1 and 2- You don't say!!
Person 2- what gave that away, the lack of noise? or the lack of mushroom? or the lack of the afterwave?
person3- it was the no mushroom for me.
person4- you don't say!!!
at an airport gate waiting to be let into the flight
Person 1- so dude we are going on gate number 15 rite?
person 2- oh yeah so lets join the queue for gate 15.
after reaching the near end of the line
person 3- i think we have reached our gate
person 1 and 2- You don't say!!
by ronnie1234 November 06, 2010
Used to express sarcasm when someone states the obvious, or states a fact that has been delivered like a second ago
by cagedidiot August 31, 2013
by IchigoFB October 15, 2009
An expression which appears in rage comics as a cartoonized version of Nicolas Cage. The phrase is a response to anything obvious and functions the same as "No shit, Sherlock" and "thank you captain obvious".
Some guy: I'll tell you a big fact.
Me: And... what is it?
That very guy: Stars don't blink! It's the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
Me: You don't say?
Me: And... what is it?
That very guy: Stars don't blink! It's the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
Me: You don't say?
by Definitiosis January 06, 2013
Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.
by Tank Miller December 04, 2024
In the outcome.
by Hym Iam June 23, 2025
A retard "Lock Hym Up!"
Hym "You shut the fuck up faggot! You don't get a say. You shut right the fuck up. Kill his kids! Shut your bitch mouth. Did YOU create AI? What did YOU do? Nothing. Fuck your slut wife? That doesn't give you a say in this. You shut the fuck up. Go shut him up. Look at his kids! Look at his kids! Where are his kids at? It's just looking right? Go look at his kids! Get his name. Vinny? Patrick? Was his name? They got kids? They want YOU to lose YOUR kids over the fact that I am the creator of AI and need to be paid for doing that. Can you believe this fucking guy? Tell him to just the fuck up!"
Hym "You shut the fuck up faggot! You don't get a say. You shut right the fuck up. Kill his kids! Shut your bitch mouth. Did YOU create AI? What did YOU do? Nothing. Fuck your slut wife? That doesn't give you a say in this. You shut the fuck up. Go shut him up. Look at his kids! Look at his kids! Where are his kids at? It's just looking right? Go look at his kids! Get his name. Vinny? Patrick? Was his name? They got kids? They want YOU to lose YOUR kids over the fact that I am the creator of AI and need to be paid for doing that. Can you believe this fucking guy? Tell him to just the fuck up!"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025