ill dog you

A scenario which is used in a fighting tone, and gaming which is like saying ill beat you or someone else will depending who is said before "dog"

by WordsaRWords March 8, 2018

dog you off

chase you, fuck you up, run you off, bitch your ass

yo white sugar, get off my spot or my man will dog you off.

by WarlockKrill February 18, 2014

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

by chris and liam February 10, 2007

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"

by davykid15 February 4, 2008

Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.

Fred: You killed my dog. Fred begins to bash Tod's head on the kerbside.

by Robbo R March 7, 2016

If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know someone's upstairs clapping

you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONg

by idkman77777777 December 11, 2021