Relatively new vulgar slang describing the unattainable object of a man's (or woman's) affection. Can be a specific person, type of person, or fantasy.
Essentially, masturbation fodder you're never going to bed.
Derived from the supposed similarity in appearance between semen or female sexual fluid and vanilla yogurt.
"I merely insulted your yogurt cup! I don't find Jessica Simpson attractive, that's all!"
Sticking your tongue into someone's ear and feverishly licking inside like how a dog would.
–Zarathoostrian 136 points 19 hours ago
A guy in Cambodia stuck his tongue in my ear and licked it out like it was a yoghurt cup 😐 it was an absolute shock and I don't know how to describe it but it was definitely a good feeling.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*