Relatively new vulgar slang describing the unattainable object of a man's (or woman's) affection. Can be a specific person, type of person, or fantasy.
Essentially, masturbation fodder you're never going to bed.
Derived from the supposed similarity in appearance between semen or female sexual fluid and vanilla yogurt.
"I merely insulted your yogurt cup! I don't find Jessica Simpson attractive, that's all!"
"My boyfriend is your yogurt cup?! He's mine!"
"Scat? Wow, you have the sickest taste in yogurt cups."
Sticking your tongue into someone's ear and feverishly licking inside like how a dog would.
–Zarathoostrian 136 points 19 hours ago
A guy in Cambodia stuck his tongue in my ear and licked it out like it was a yoghurt cup 😐 it was an absolute shock and I don't know how to describe it but it was definitely a good feeling.