The person who loves you even if you act like a heartless bitch who cares about only yourself. The person who argued for their right to have you in the first place, and has never been sorry she did even when you completely turn your back on her. The place you can always go when you find out that friends come and go but your mother will always be there to help you pick up the pieces.
Only Yo Mama could forgive you for that.
by Always143 August 12, 2010
by kymcleod October 12, 2003
A term that originated in street diming which precedes an inventive insult to the other person's mother. Presumably because once upon a time, in the 'hood, Mothers were highly prized.
by Ajjax August 19, 2006
1) A group of jokes meant to criticize one's mother by saying that she is fat, ugly, stupid, etc.
2) A lame phrase someone I know keeps saying whenever I ask him a question about PE because he has it before me.
2) A lame phrase someone I know keeps saying whenever I ask him a question about PE because he has it before me.
1) Yo mama so ugly people watch her during horror movies.
2) Me: Hey, what are we doing in Pe today?
Him: Yo Mama!
Me: Shut the f up.
2) Me: Hey, what are we doing in Pe today?
Him: Yo Mama!
Me: Shut the f up.
by army_azn December 10, 2004
Guy 1: Guess who's gonna kick your ass?
Guy 2: i know who's gonna kick yours.
Guy 1: who?
Guy 2: Yo mama. Aha!
Guy 2: i know who's gonna kick yours.
Guy 1: who?
Guy 2: Yo mama. Aha!
by MOshizzle November 23, 2007
Yo Mama is a YouTube channel created by Zack James. It's hosted by the fictitious Brody Foxx. In the show, Brody Foxx makes maternal insults towards a random mother. The show has made several jokes involving pop culture. This is funny.
by Chillin95 October 8, 2020
Yo mama's so fat, it took 500 pages just to fit her in Guiness
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran for congress, she represented 10 states
Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Terminator 3 and got the part as the human resistance
Yo mama's glases are so thick, she starts fires everytime she reads
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to wear sunglasses to look in the mirror
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran for congress, she represented 10 states
Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Terminator 3 and got the part as the human resistance
Yo mama's glases are so thick, she starts fires everytime she reads
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to wear sunglasses to look in the mirror
by Gary Destruction April 2, 2004