Best girl-friend one can ask for. Popular with all types of people. Easy to fall in love with. And usually very attractive. Unbelievably great in bed. Very creative and inventive. Always very hyper and talkative. Usually academically smart. Not always good and getting into a serious relationship, but when she does she knows how to keep it. A light eyes lover.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).