yer maw

used at totally inappropriate times when you cannot think of any other reply or in totally random sentences

1. "You smell!" - "So does yer maw"
2. "Yer maw said no to me last night"

by rhona May 9, 2005

yer maw

A comeback mostly for Scottish people usually meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother"

Billy: No bad mate no bad
Gary: No Bad!?! Neithers yer maw!

Danny: That Party wis a beast last night mate!
Craig: Aye yer maws a ride...oh ryt you mean the disco :P

by YerMawsThriller June 21, 2007

yer maw

A derogoatory term used to insult people, usually people who will find the term offensive, such as Roddy Hamilton

Oi! Roddy! So's Yer Maw!

by Daedo April 8, 2003

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

Yer Maw

Your Mother.
Yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da?
aye, you fuckin heard, bitch.

"A wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps! She'll ken never tae dae that again eh?"

by Yer maw. April 9, 2007

yer-maw

a glaswegian term used to imply that one has had intercourse with anothers mother. usually a joke

Person 1: that was fun
Person 2: thats what yer-maw said last night

by big sesal February 7, 2007

Yer Maw

A scottish phrase which means 'your mother'.Usually used as an insult, though is commonplace among neds as they do not feature the ability to speak properly.

Awright Cusick, a kicked yer maw's back door in last night.

by McN February 23, 2004