Yarde Farm

Often described as 'The Hole', Yarde Farm is a delightful street on the outskirts of Pimperne. If you like having kids vandalise your property, and women, in their mid 30's rummaging through your garbage, then Yarde Farm is the luxury housing estate for you.

Daytime television figures have recently doubled, due to the amount of unemployed single mothers now inhabiting Yarde Farm

Yarde Farm by SpannerMonkey March 26, 2005

Yandelled 

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement

Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? I think you just yandelled me.

Yandelled by RAWAPS August 29, 2018

Yandelling

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement

Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? Stop yandelling me!

Yandelling by RAWAPS August 29, 2018

yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.

"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

yard sailing by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006

Yard Walker 

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.

" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."

Yard Walker by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013

yard of that fence 

high quality oral gratification

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".

yard of that fence by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013

Yardhog 

A dog that is extremely fucking stupid.

My dumb fucking yardhog tried to fight his reflection. What a dumbass fucking idiot.

Yardhog by JoeyTheHedgehog July 18, 2020