yalew

A stupid person that has no friends and that’s why he hangs out with smaller people. He also thinks he is the coolest person in the world. Even the small people hate him.

Oh that loner overthere that’s probably Yalew

by Jfudiejnb February 12, 2018

that whole Yale thing

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

by Siesmic Dan August 5, 2011

Yale Michigan

A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!

Yale Michigan makes me depressed.

by Fuckyalemichigan June 15, 2019

Yale Mary

The act of applying to a prestigious university with a low acceptance rate (such as Harvard or Yale) without additionally applying to a designated "safety school" or having a back-up plan in case the chosen school does not accept the applicant-- similarly to the Hail Mary play in football.

"So what schools are you applying to?"
- "Just Princeton, yolo man..."
"What about your safety school man, that place has like a 10% acceptance rate!"
- "Nah man, I'm pulling a Yale Mary!"

by Letsmovetocanada November 20, 2013

The Yale Scale

An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.

*whistles* Wow, I'd say she's a 6-1-8 on The Yale Scale.

Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.

by NZCDCeleb July 10, 2011

Yale Law School

The most prestigious law school in America and perhaps even the world. Yale Law School has been consistently ranked the best law school in the country for the past thirty some years and is well revered for its immensely successful and notable alumni, all of whom are perhaps colloquially regarded as the best of the best lawyers in America. Yale Law School is also considered the most difficult law school to get into with an acceptance rate usually hovering at around 9%.

Boss "My son's going to insert law school
Father "My sons going to Yale Law School"
Boss"..."

by LegallyBrunette December 5, 2017

yaleska

A girl who is very sweet. She has a very good heart. She will start to act differnt once she knows you but thats because shes starting to trust you. Never doubt a yaleska. Yaleska is the most loyal person youll ever meet , so once you get her never let her go.

Oh everyone is so fake

Everyone except yaleska

by yvothecoolkid January 31, 2018