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the answer to practically every question in the world
Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum
by steve November 11, 2002
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If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.
Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.
by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005
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you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum
by taylor March 11, 2004
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a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards
a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink
"ya mum"
by manda August 23, 2003
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common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted
so what did you do for the long weekend?
yamum
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"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"
by Anonymous May 04, 2003
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