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xiao long 

Someone who is both a pussyslayer and enjoys cumming on peoples beds for fun so they have to sleep on the floor. A xiao long is typically found masturbating to my little pony whilst clutching his collection of my little pony plushies. He is also an asshole who excels at making others want to commit suicide due to his offensive remarks.
Shut the fuck up ken or i'm going to chuck a xiao long all over your bed.
xiao long by brycethelittlegayfaggot September 5, 2016
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Xiao Long Bao 

meaning sticky dumpling. Xiao long Bao is when one's nuts get so dry and sticky they look like sticky dumplings.
can i have some water i have some serious Xiao Long bao going on down there
Xiao Long Bao by elvidin cecik October 29, 2012

Yang xiao long 

Yang xiao long is a character from the show RWBY,which she is the Y in.She is a one armed badass who will beat your ass if you mess with her or her friends.She is know for her awesomeness,puns and more.

Yang also has some of the best songs !
Yang is also pretty gay for Blake
Me:I want Yang xiao long to punch me and I would thank her
Yang xiao long by Skl8888 September 5, 2020

yang xiao long 

spicy lesbian who eats all your food and calls you a bitch
wow, she did that!
yeah she's a total Yang Xiao Long
yang xiao long by ms clara?? June 5, 2017

Yang Xiao Long 

The character that keeps playing "I Burn" whenever she is losing in BBTAG. If you want big tits, heavy punches, and a tomboy then go play Makoto, not Yang.
Just a normal player- "I love when hyde's theme plays in battle!"
Yang Xiao Long Players at 30% health- "I BUUUUURN! CANT HOOOOOLD MEEEE DOOOOWN"
Yang Xiao Long by LteEeeeeee December 2, 2020

Taiyang Xiao Long 

A worthless male that is unable to raise children and should be reported to the police. He tends to ignore his younger kid in favor of the older one when he isn't just full out ignoring both and is normally called Tai by the fandom or A waste of space by me. He is a tan blonde with blue eyes.
Ruby would be dead if it wasn't for Yang raising her. Taiyang Xiao Long is a terrible father.

Xiaolongbao

Xiaolongbao are a type of small Chinese dumpling filled with pork soup. They originate from the city of Shanghai. Since they are steamed, and the juicy soup is really hot, you need to take care while eating them to avoid burning your tongue.

Do NOT put the whole thing directly into your mouth. I'll say it again! DO NOT PUT THE WHOLE THING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOUTH!!

Here's how to actually eat a xiaolongbao:
1. Put the dumpling on a [spoon], and blow it too cool down
2. Bite at the top of the dumpling
3. Suck out all the soup from the top
4. Consume the rest (you know, the meat and skin)

And there you have it. One of the best Shanghai culinary specialties, maybe even one of the best China culinary specialties. You'll never go back to ordinary potsticker dumplings ever again!
Jim had never tried xiaolongbao before, though he heard they were delicious, so he went to a Chinese restaurant in New York to try some for the first time. But he ended up burning his mouth with the soup and making a mess because he had not learned how to eat them properly.
Xiaolongbao by SpicyCuttlefish April 12, 2022
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