Groups of people who play an Xbox game together, as a team. They may have divisions or ranks...usaully just a group of friends who want to "DO WORK" in a video game.
There's also the xbox live clans that take things more seriously and think of the clan as a job more than a fun game. Those are the people who love gaming truly...but sometimes they can get carried away and forget to do their homework or excersise HAHA.
Clans are not for "nerds", "geeks", or "cool" individuals. Clans are for "PEOPLE" who want to game in a group or with friends.
XBOX LIVE CLANS
This is the most accurate way of grouping douchebags who play way too much on Xbox Live. Mostly seen on games such as Halo 2 and Call of Duty 4. It is also true that a clan does not count as having friends.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!