This is a 40 year old man that has no fucking life that cares more about posting on a sports message board than actually watching sports...This 40 year old man says "OWNED, ME>YOU, LMFAO AT YOU." in his spare time...If you see this dude on ESPN.COM message boards point and laugh at this no fucking life 40 year old loser...
by Brad#12 July 19, 2009
A complete tool. A loser who thinks they are god or king, but has absolutley no
life. I could keep going on, but this would be too long.
life. I could keep going on, but this would be too long.
by UltimateSportsGenius March 27, 2009
by twistmoney March 23, 2009
An internet troll who gets welfare checks from grandma, and has to use the
mirror to take pictures of himself because he has no friends.
mirror to take pictures of himself because he has no friends.
by scott91801 March 27, 2009
1. Having to constantly discus your personal life and issues on ESPN messageboards because no one likes you and your parents dress you funny
2. A premature ejaculator
3. Fecal matter
2. A premature ejaculator
3. Fecal matter
1. After my girlfriend dumped me, I was so lonely that I took off my Members Only jacket and Xjokerz'd the night away.
2. RedSoxFan3358's mother gave me such good head last night that I pulled an xjokerz all over her face
3. Man, Bob's nacho cheese dip had me up xjokerzing all night!
2. RedSoxFan3358's mother gave me such good head last night that I pulled an xjokerz all over her face
3. Man, Bob's nacho cheese dip had me up xjokerzing all night!
by KingFelixOwnsYourMom July 3, 2009