x box 

A Halo machine soon to also be a Halo 2 machine. Nothing more.

Dude, let's go play my Halo machine.

x box by X-box August 27, 2003

x box 

Another way to say your ex girlfriend.

My x box bought me an x box. Or- My x box is a crazy bitch who fucks persian dudes in the bathroom at nightclubs.

x box by The Rodeo Clown October 23, 2009

x box 

A chunky but monsterous console. Not for poeople with short stumpy fingers as they cannot reach the buttons on the controller.

D00d im too wasted to operate heavy machinery.

x box by 3dgecrusher July 20, 2003

X box 

The anti-christ of the videogame faithful, unholy icon of a new generation of unwashed plague carrying xtreme gamers.

"OMG Zeldas soo gay! Masterchief could kick his ass and gay mario too! Blood and guns lol"

X box by AAM October 11, 2004

x box 

fucking big

The x-box is x-box

x box by Anonymous July 21, 2003

x box 

box of the female kind that used to belong to you but is now no longer yours i.e. you broke up. Another word for an ex girlfriend.

I went out wiv Shazza fa six munths now shes me x box

x box by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

x box 

a piece of shit game console, that is way to fucking big, has no decent games, and the controllers suck!

a dining room table.

A.K.A: shitbox

x box by i hate shit box'es September 7, 2003