wowzers

wowzers means your so dumb that you lick a pole and say wow that popsicle tasted amazing

a term of shock and disbelief. usually said in a nerd, geeky voice.

syn: woah

Lucy: I got a new graphing calculator today!
Marvin: WOWZERS!! Can I take a looksie?

by Taz M.D. May 2, 2009

An expression meaning "WOW!"...wowzers. :D

Wowzers look at her new haircut. it's just so gosh darn wowzers!

wowzers is a gay word, used by gay people in Florida.

Justin says Wowzers because he is gay

by WhyTry December 26, 2005

WoWzer

How Korean World of Warcraft players call themselves and others most commonly.

"You are the WoWzer!" - Official Korean World of Warcraft site.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is better than furniture porn." - The whole of my class.

Gee Claud... gonna go for a Wowzer? A bit on the nose. Carn Phoebs, speak for yerself, you could do with a Wowzer too. Fair dinkum!

by TimmyWinton November 13, 2010

when you’re shookth or amazed say wowzers!

hazel: IM SOO HYPPERRRR
david: WOWZERSSS

by hyper_buddyyy May 5, 2018