Crystal Worshiper 

A fruity person that subscribes to new age beliefs and worships cheap fake crystals.

Glenda sparked some grass, balanced the energy of her universe, then decided to mediate to wind chimes while focusing her thoughts on the cheap ass crystal she bought from Walmart.

Glenda is a crystal worshiper.

Crystal Worshiper by jdrubadub May 13, 2010

Child Worshipers

Child Worshipers: Parents who are deaf, dumb, and blind when it comes to their childs behavior. They don't hear the screaming, yelling and tearing around that they do in public. (Libraries, grocery stores, funerals, fine-dining establishments, weddings, etc.) Also completely unaccountable for their childrens destruction, deeds and general unruliness.

Parents who never apologize, reprimand, affirm, or offer to pay for damage done by their children. "you brought your kids to my house and they set the dog on fire!, colored my car with magic marker, ripped the pages out of our first edition Pearl Buck's "A Good Earth" to make paper airplanes!" You said, "Aren't they creative?" I mean really WTF? You idolize and "Child Worshipers" these little monsters.

Child Worshipers by THE SNICKERDOODLE March 8, 2011

Teagan-Worshiper 

Obviously people who worship people named Teagan

I am a Teagan-Worshiper.

Teagan-Worshiper by zompire776 August 12, 2012

Biblar Worshiper 

A follower of the dark lord Biblar. Usually members of one of his numerous cults. All are evil and have been corrupted by the devious Biblar and have turned from Yar-nar's light.

"Burn the Biblar Worshiper"
-Mallard Ducks

Biblar Worshiper by Mallard Ducks December 14, 2019

Derisian Worshipers 

A cult in the United Kingdom and the United States that was founded in 1993 by James Everson aka Derisia the Magma Prince. They worship Derisia and make pilgrimages to Iceland to visit Hekla volcano where Derisia originated from. Derisia allegedly rose from the magma and defeated the Ice Folkers, then began preaching his religion across the world. They attempted a coup in Iceland in 2017 using only gems that they believed instilled Derisia's wrath upon any who would resist him. They also began an unaccompanied expedition across the Sahara Desert in 2003 but were forced to turn back once they ran out of food.

I can't believe that the Derisian worshipers know the only way to Magma Heaven.

Derisian Worshipers by The Derisian Worshiper June 8, 2019

Todd Worshiper

Followers/Fans someone well known, bodering on adulation. These acolyte/synchophants will swear on every word their idol speaks, dressing like,and speaking like, their 'Todd'.

Origins from Beavis and Butthead episode.....'Todd's Cool'.

'Dude, the guy is a total Todd Worshiper'

Todd Worshiper by meander101 April 23, 2009

dirt worshiper 

Derogatory name for someone who practices any of a number of Pagan/Wiccan/Druidic faiths. Named because these religeons usually prescribe a close relationship with nature. Many followers also exhibit strong opinions regarding the environment due to their beliefs.

Looks like the dirt worshipers finally got the sawmill closed.

dirt worshiper by 1Spectre4U October 22, 2003