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Workers Comp Punk'd 

When a client of a workers comp attorney is rightfully injured from his job yet the insurance company stops sending him checks claiming there is an overpayment. After several months of not receiving check and not allowed to work, the client goes broke. This situation is called by this name because the attorney fooled the client into thinking they were handling the matter and that the client will be getting a check. When the client runs out of money, the attorney shows little remorse on the matter nor suggests any alternatives other then go apply for welfare.
I was on workers comp and they stopped sending me check claiming they overpaid me. Two months went by and I still didn't have a check. I got thrown out of my apartment and I had to turn in the plates on my car because I couldn't pay my car insurance. I totally got Workers Comp Punk'd !!!
Workers Comp Punk'd by The Jax August 7, 2009
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Workers Decompensation 

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.
Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.

workers for hire 

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.
My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

workers comp hustle 

The act of deliberately injuring yourself on the job to collect workers' compensation insurance. The phrase was immortalized in the Canadian classic movie Fubar 2, when Deaner broke his leg with a 60lb pipeline beam in order to collect some WCB.
I just can't take it up here in the Ft. Mac oilfields. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the job sucks. Time for the workers comp hustle.

Workers in the Mines 

The tube in which sperm comes out of during ejaculation is the "Mine", while the workers are the sperm that come out. Workers in the Mines can be used as an innuendo for vasectomy or vasectomy reversal.
Vasectomy ex:
"I went to the doctor to get the workers trapped in the mines."

Vasectomy Reversal ex:

"I just felt bad for all those workers in the mines that need to get free"
Workers in the Mines by Nihcka July 11, 2018

workers solidarity 

A term created by drunken upper white class white europeans in the late 1800's and early 1900's to fool europoor into dying en mass in wars of conquest, co-opted by upper white class teenager pink collar workers in the west in the current year -/+ 5 years. Meant to convince blue and white collar workers that fast food and coffee making are serious career choices, but mostly signals everyone within ear-shot that someone's parents overpaid for an arts/humanities degree from a prestigious leftist indoctrination institute.
Grayson/Kaden/Asher/Aiden - "REAL socialism has never been tried and I should make $15/hour or I am literally a slave being extorted by the evil bourgeoisie of society! Scream at the sky for workers solidarity!"

Customer - "That is nice and all, but I ordered no cheese on this hamburger?"

Council Workers 

Usually a person who is employed by a local council in the western suburbs who is your stereotypical bogan but ethnics also are employed, They are sent to do repairs around the city but do nothing than eat or sleep whilst on the job. They are usually sent in packs of up to 15 men to get a job done but only 2 out the 15 men do the job while the rest slack off.
'10 council workers sent to fix a small pothole in the road whilst only 2 of the workers do the duty whilst the rest go down to the local pub.'
Council Workers by whenssmokebrah January 19, 2013