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word turd 

A word turd is a novel way of saying 'essay'

Use with 'squeezing out a' for maximum effect
Dude 1: 'Dude are you coming out for something to eat tonight?'

Dude 2: 'Nah sorry, I'm squeezing out a word turd for tomorrow...'

:(
word turd by Fishaah November 19, 2010

word turd 

not being able to get words out; like being constipated, but with words.
Dude 1: Dude, spit it out!

Dude 2: Sorry Dude, I just had a word turd
word turd by haramb3 November 24, 2016