wooly mammoth

A mother effin hairy elephant

Oh look a WOOLY mammoth

by Jackie Chans July 8, 2010

wooly mammoth

When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!

Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.

by Olivia Propps January 7, 2008

wooly mammoth

when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.

"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"

by skullkrack November 23, 2011

wooly mammoth

A very hairy animal; Devon

Corey: Wooly Mammoth!

Kevin and Evan: Hahaha

Devon: STOPPPPPPP

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 11, 2008

Wooly Mammoth

When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.

Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.

by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011

Wooly Mammoth

A man with a large furry cock.

Person 1: Bro did you see that dude's dick in the locker room.
Person 2: Yes bro he is a Wooly Mammoth!!!

by Kriftyz January 18, 2022

Wooly mammoth

The act of shaving your balls, keeping it in your hand pouring glue on your hand then slapping a female after nutting

Bro i gave her a wooly mammoth and my but was even more intense

by Big d113 June 21, 2018