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Wooly Mammoth

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When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.
Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.
Wooly Mammoth by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011
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When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!
Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.
wooly mammoth by Olivia Propps January 7, 2008
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Wooly mammoth

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The act of shaving your balls, keeping it in your hand pouring glue on your hand then slapping a female after nutting
Bro i gave her a wooly mammoth and my but was even more intense
Wooly mammoth by Big d113 June 21, 2018
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Wooly Mammoth

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A man with a large furry cock.
Person 1: Bro did you see that dude's dick in the locker room.
Person 2: Yes bro he is a Wooly Mammoth!!!
Wooly Mammoth by Kriftyz January 18, 2022
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wooly mammoth

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when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.
"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"
wooly mammoth by skullkrack November 23, 2011
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Wooly Mammoth

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A gigantic, hairy penis.
Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!
Wooly Mammoth by Frempt November 26, 2009
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