woolsly

Woolsly is often given to people who do stupid shit. Also know for being a lord or having a lordship

"That's such a woolsly thing to do"

"Lord woolsly king of the north wingman of the east "

by Nhjlgd May 24, 2017

Woolly Bush

1. Common name of the Australian native plant species 'Adenanthos sericeus'

2. Expansive growth of hair; in an area thats best kept bare.

I bet she has the biggest baddest woolly bush; Im scared, I need to be held.

Damn girl; there aint no way Im going down there till you have mowed the lawn.

Bogan #1: Dude, she looks woolly.
Bogan #2: Yep, sure is.
Bogan #3: No way dude, you didnt. That is so luke warm.
Bogan #2: Ive been exploring that for the last couple of weeks. Didnt your mother ask where I was?
Bogan #1: Too funny dude; he's been in your mums hot knickers again
Bogan #3: Bite me. Have you found any treasure in there?
Bogan #2: Sorry dude; I was miles away, thinking about your mums hot knickers again. No treasure, but I did catch a shitload of crabs and its wall to wall scrot-rot down there.
All bogans together: mmm... woolly bush

by Luke Warm August 6, 2008

woolly thinking

Woolly thinking. This is the art of thinking with your head full of clouds. Not "Clear" thoughts, but rather those done through the mist of not concentrating on what you are doing, and if you had the time to think clearly, you would realize that what you are doing is just plain daft

Woolly Thinking
Sawing a branch off a tree whilst sitting ON that branch

Thinking "Autocruise" drives the car for you

Anyone who has read the website dedicated to "Darwin Awards" will know tha many of them wernt thinking straight..

by Brian SilverDragon September 6, 2008

Woolly Dentata

When your teeth are so dirty they feel like they are wearing sweaters. Woolly tooth sweaters.

"I think that guy has woolly dentata. His teeth look furry."

by jolpyman2 July 24, 2014

woollyback

"Woollyback" is a term used in Liverpool, England to describe people who come from outside Liverpool, especially those from Lancashire, which is sometimes used pejoratively towards those perceived as outsiders by Scousers, natives of Liverpool.

The term is believed to have originally referred to the people who worked in wool factories in towns near Liverpool, such as St Helens, Wigan or Widnes. They would walk to Liverpool carrying the wool on their backs, therefore they became known as Woollybacks, and now the term refers to anyone from the county of Lancashire.

Anfield's full of Woollybacks these days.

Them Woollybacks have a weird accent, they tark lahk this.

by Scouse Lad April 30, 2006

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.

Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012

woolsey

A woolsy is a type of person
that:
never lets you down
stands up for whats right
best friend
and like the funniest cracker in the world

Woolsey: Dude, your dog looks like a bear
Kyle: Dude, MY DOG DOES LOOK LIKE A BEAR!

by Kyle69 January 30, 2007