Samsthemanmynigga's definitions

Woolsey

As a maiden name, woolsey means a person who is faithful, honest, and beautiful. Although they might be bad at math, an individual with Woolsey as a maiden name will stick to you like stink on shit.

I married a Woolsey. Shes pretty as hell, but wont give me enough space to take a shit by myself!

by Samsthemanmynigga May 1, 2019