wool socks 

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.

He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.

wool socks by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock by Nick D July 23, 2006

2 cats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely hot. Very Humid.

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.

2 cats fucking in a wool sock by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

wool sock 

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!

“Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”

wool sock by Smashatime December 21, 2017

Himalayan Wool Sock 

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.

I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.

Himalayan Wool Sock by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019