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hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

2 cats fucking in a wool sock 

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.

wool sock 

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!
Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”
wool sock by Smashatime December 21, 2017

Himalayan Wool Sock 

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.
I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.
It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside