wool socks

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.

He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

wool sock

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!

“Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”

by Smashatime December 21, 2017

2 cats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely hot. Very Humid.

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

by Nick D July 23, 2006

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.

I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.

by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021