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weird, whacked out, messed up, not working for no definable reason. Usually applied to technology.
"Dude, you have the wonkiest computer in the world. I walked through the room and it crashed."
by Starla July 09, 2002
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Askew, non-intuitive, poorly designed, or not functioning as it should.
The UI on that site is kind of wonky.
My demo works, but when you start clicking around things get a little wonky.
by palousa April 17, 2003
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Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.
The printer's gone wonky.
by Jeremy December 25, 2003
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crazy,loony, not quite right, out of sorts. a mix of bonkers and wacky.
My computer keeps deleting my incoming mail,a nd being all wonky
by Loony Lovegood May 29, 2004
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1. <adjective> Under the influence of ketamine.

2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.

3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.
1. "Oh man I am wonky as fuck, I can barely stand up!"

2. "Want any wonky?"

3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."
by chemist_herbalist March 07, 2011
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to not work properly, to be out of sorts
my computer went wonky today.
After drinking I felt a bit wonky
by Michael McGinty March 06, 2003
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