one-eyed wonder worm

affectionate nick-name for the penis.
Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?
by Bill B. July 04, 2005
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one eyed wonder worm

The male genatalia, a penis
Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!
by bluzcrazy May 05, 2006
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the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
by Jeff May 13, 2005
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wonder worm

(n.) a small penis attached to a man who knows how to use it.
Gertrude~ So what's it like making love to Robert? I thought he had a chode?

Sarah~ It's actually amazing, and I wouldn't call his male member a chode; maybe more of a wonder worm because he knows how to use it alright!
by polypeptide papi November 19, 2018
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