one-eyed wonder worm

affectionate nick-name for the penis.

Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?

by Bill B. July 4, 2005

one eyed wonder worm

The male genatalia, a penis

Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!

by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz

He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.

by Dingus July 11, 2003

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

Slang for penis

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices

by Hellyan November 29, 2003

wonder worm

(n.) a small penis attached to a man who knows how to use it.

Gertrude~ So what's it like making love to Robert? I thought he had a chode?

Sarah~ It's actually amazing, and I wouldn't call his male member a chode; maybe more of a wonder worm because he knows how to use it alright!

by polypeptide papi November 19, 2018