The delicious act of two identical twins rubbing the heads of their dicks together.
Patrick and Jonathan, while fetuses in the womb, deliciously delve into womb docking to wonderful results.
by awesomeolion March 24, 2009
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The tendency of newborns to sleep during the day and cry at night, due to the fact that womb babies arenocturnal because the mother is relaxed and inactive at night.
“The new baby sleeps all day and cries all night. I hope he gets over his womb lag before I go insane.”
by JRPearlMan January 13, 2010
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The uncontrollable urge to reproduce that consumes a female while she is holding a baby. This gut instinct/desire is completely independent of her true thoughts on having (and raising!) children.
Meredith never wanted kids, but every time she held her niece, her mind went blank and her ovaries starting churning--all was complete and perfect in the world. Truly nutty biology was at work- she was having a womb boner.
by Becky Slater December 16, 2010
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An extremely large appendage capable of injury
Raymond slid down his shorts to reveal his womb buster to the eagerly anticipating Barbara.
by Bianca Deslop November 17, 2016
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monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
by Sexydimma February 9, 2014
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When a white man impregnates a woman of color(possibly several), and then once she has the child, impregnates her again and again, to continuously occupy her womb with his seed.
“Bro, remember when sab made a post about womb imperialism on his Arab english teacher?”
by LigmaSawconNigga January 21, 2019
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