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womb stretcher 

a man with a huge tool,penis,dick,unit,that can go so deep in a womans pussy that he makes her gag

the act of (see example)
Fat Dick laid the womb stretcher to that bitch last night i could here her scream way over here.

Mam that'll be $25 for that womb stretcher.
womb stretcher by LesCrapp May 27, 2006
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Womb Stretch 

The effect of a man with a long penis shagging a woman and penetrating that little bit too far, commonly associated with the breaking of a Banjo String. Other side effects include Limp Dick, Soft Ons, Fanny Farts and stomach cramps (for the woman).
A - "Hey mate, whats with the limp"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"
Womb Stretch by Lambardo September 24, 2006
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