A naked woman and a bottle of whisky 

The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.

Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

wonder woman a ho 

It's when a lesbian picks up a female (ho), rescues her from a traumatic event, and ejaculates into her back superman style, except she's also a female, and it sticks to her chest, so when she sleeps on her back, she wakes up and it sticks to her like wonder bra, hence wonder woman a ho!

My girlfriend definitely needed to wonder woman a ho last night.

Damn, that was great, I saw two chicks at a birthday party super womanning a ho!

You know, just gotta ironman a ho. (Making consensual sex so that the female feels like iron.)

Maybe you gotta batman begins a ho. (When the tutor consensually makes intercourses, but betrays the other, making that other feel the need to exact revenge, by an additional form of inter or outercourse.)

Naw, just silver surfer a ho. (when a person cums into the other's feet, and it sticks to the bed sheets, and giving the person the sense of flying abilities.)

wonder woman a ho by batmaster45 May 1, 2008

“…if want something done, ask a woman” 

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump

If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.

“…if want something done, ask a woman” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 25, 2023

just killed a woman, feeling good 

A term first coined by one TommyInnit when he killed a woman in a video game.

Wilbur: *talking eloquently*
TommyInnit: “Just killed a woman, feeling good.”

just killed a woman, feeling good by Collective Reasoning September 30, 2020

Just killed a woman, feeling good! 

A popular quote by TommyInnit, A Minecraft YouTuber after killing another player in the game.

Hello Katherine!
*kills her*
Just killed a woman, feeling good!

Just killed a woman, feeling good! by uh.laurennnnnnnn September 8, 2020

Written by a woman

The phrase “written by a woman” is mostly applied to men, who are literally God’s sent. They are respectful, handsome and wonderful in any way. (not homophobic, racist, etc.) These type of men are the most beautiful beings to exist.

“Oh, that’s Namjoon! Gosh, he’s so awesome, he must’ve been written by a woman!”

“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”

Written by a woman by Alynn <3 July 22, 2021

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.

Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020