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wollygaggled 

Adj.
1. Irregular, out of place, or otherwise abnormal
2. A state of confusion caused by something strange or abnormal

v.
3. To cause something to seem mixed up, distorted, or out of the ordinary
4. To confuse or puzzle
1. The lopsided chair is a bit wollygaggled.

2. The boy seemed wollygaggled when he realized he was in the girl's bathroom.

3a. If you move the couch there, you'll wollygaggle the whole layout of the room.
3b. Don't mess with that antenna, it wollygaggles the screen.

4. Picasso's paintings have always been wollygaggling to me!
wollygaggled by W. Mason August 17, 2006

Wollygomper 

Noun:

A word used to describe a dirty prostitute who is so filled with Confederate jizz that no Union man would touch her.
1. I thought that Martha was an honest woman. Turns out she's a god damn Wollygomper.

2. That Wollygomper has sucked off so many Rebels, she'll be shitting Confederate jizz.

3. I wouldn't fuck that wollygomper with YOUR dick!
Wollygomper by Leapin' Lizards July 14, 2017

Wollybogen 

a six legged creature with 12 inch fangs, and greyish white fur all over its body, that lives in the upper parts of canada and feeds on young eskimo babies. It was first spotted feeding on the spleen of a 3 year old eskimo child by a seal hunter who later was devowered by a pack of wolves.
A: yesterday i found 3 wollybogens in my backyard.
B: what did you do?
A: threw a dead pomeranian at them hoping they'd fuck off
Wollybogen by J-mann May 22, 2007

Wollygomped 

“Should I get an ice cream, or save money? I’m wollygomped”
Wollygomped by _TV October 13, 2022
A sailor that has traveled far across the oceans, usually having years of exploration at the harsh blue
It was insane, getting to meet a wollypog, he must have a plenitude of tales to tell
Wollypog by CarcoKreatezZ May 27, 2026
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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