woldingham school 

this is the school for the posh girls of london whose parents wanted to send out into the green hills of surrey and boast to their friends about their beautiful daughters attending britain’s leading girls boarding school. However the woldingham girls tend to spend daddy’s money on baccy pouches and novos. they spend their days in either wandsworth common or covent garden. woldingham girls will also deny that they are torys and say that they actually come from ‘a very labour family’

you go to woldingham you must be so posh aha

na g i ain’t posh i may go wold but i’m bare different uno

ah she’s such a woldingham school girl

woldingham school by anonymous November 8, 2020

Woldingham School 

Sloane Central, located in a picturesque valley. Only the best go there. Daddy will buy u wat u want...Just think of the fun you could have @ an all girls Sacred Heart Catholic boarding school with Ann Summers just next door' Bloody Sexy too

Its literally actually basically the best place to be

Woldingham School by Chief December 24, 2003

Woldingham school 

Most girls who go there think their the shit by dying their hair crusty blond, smoking baccy 24/7 and owning the most unique coat on earth, a north face xoxo

*woldingham school girl to any private school boy called Hugo

“Rahhh, ur sooo leng, wanna get off?”

Woldingham school by Nicki Minaj the queen of rap November 20, 2021

Woldingham school 

Based in 700 acres of rolling Surrey hills, woldingham school is the hub for lesbian sex, ket addicts and black air forces. Most girls only show up to school to “Chong” in the mill center toilets with their posh friends who claim to be “not that rich”, and “purely well off”. Woldingham school girls often blem in their natural habitat, Wandsworth common, but do not be startled if you see them causing a disruption on the train to east grinstead or platform 13 at Clapham junction.

Rah yeah i go woldingham school.

Woldingham school by Kiki.gissxxx May 25, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019