Woff

When a nasty smell blankets an entire area.

After Sandy visited the bathroom, a disgusting stench woffed through the entire house.

by Kb1207 November 22, 2014

Woff

Completely unrelated to the word woof. It's like, when you're really messed up on drugs, and you start rambling and saying a bunch of stupid crap, you invent new words. Woff is one of those words. It has nothing to do with anything.

(While under the influence of drugs) I feel woff. Woff. Don't forget the woff, I have feeling 'bout woff.

by Jakobo April 23, 2004

Woff

Bizzare noise made by Att. (See Att)

Look!! It's an Att! Maybe it will say "Woff" and digest us!!!

by Dexter November 19, 2004

Woff

To eat food quickly using your hands.

Often used at lunch time, with finger food, or with fast food after a night at the boozer.
Colloquial term from the West Midlands, England, UK.

Terry:" Pass me the garlic bread, Ima woff that down."
Jimbo:"Did you see Jake eating those chicken wings, he woffed them down"
Sophie:"You are woffing those down"

by joskie August 1, 2019

Woff

A wannabe goth, A woff, Someone who acts depressed, shows no emotion and listen's to screamo, claming its goth, also does not own any goth clothes but says their clothes are goth when their not.

"Hey look at this band their so goth! *shows screamo band or punk band* Also ive got some bright red jeans coming in the mail soon, ill be so goth" A woff

by Ihatewemos January 8, 2012

WOFF

Short for waffle it is when somebody is talking with no point or avoiding a point.

Oi they’re talking woff

by Toastybear February 3, 2022

Woff

British slang for chating rubbish and making stuff up.

dave was chatin' bare woff yesterday

by woffchatter February 3, 2022