witp

witp means "what is the point" it is a shortened abbreviation so that it won't take to long for a person to spell out the words on a text message or if he or she are chatting with someone on a social media account.

Will: We can still make this relationship work.

Tiffany: WITP of me and you being together when both our parents hate each other.

witp by Marcus Killian August 5, 2017

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witpro

witness protection

- Full protection and immunity. Because he'll kill them both.
- All right. I'll bring Fiona and I'll task Interpol with Kerrianne. We'll witpro them.

witpro by aragreeeen November 21, 2011

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witp • Witpa • witppote • witpro

witppote

Abbreviation for "What Is The Pants Policy Of This Event?". Used in online invitations, facebook event pages, etc, when the poster wants to know if they have to, or are expected to, wear pants.

Since the creators of the pub crawl didn't specify on the e-vite, Zach had to ask witppote

witppote by mayhem consultant July 8, 2014

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Witpa

1. Witpa is used to ask one "Where is the party at?"
2. It can be used as an entire sentence in only one word or used as a noun as a single word.

Witpa? or The witpa is at the the Office Bar with Jason and Adam where they will then get DUI's immediately after.

Witpa by Asian Jason January 16, 2008

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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