witchita lineman

A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.
She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.
by NunayoBidness August 12, 2017
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