witchita lineman

A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.

She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.

by NunayoBidness August 11, 2017

Wichita Lineman

The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.

Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.

by Tom Davison April 7, 2003