Witch's cauldron

When you give a courtesy flush while taking a dump, but the water level touches your balls/penis.

Something similar to this is the witches kiss.

Oh crap I just got the witch's cauldron while taking a shit.

Witch's cauldron by Witches kiss March 1, 2017

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Witch's Cauldron

To cup ones hand over the anus in the shower, forming a tight seal. Once filled, fart into the water, making a bubbling cauldron sound.

Sorry about the smell in the bathroom, I made a particularly bubbly Witch's Cauldron.

Witch's Cauldron by jeezihavenfi March 12, 2009

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witch's cauldron

To pee in someone's ass while they're farting so that the pee bubbles like a cauldron.

Dude, Josh totally gave Tiffany a witch's cauldron at the superbowl party.

witch's cauldron by Mekkanism January 31, 2008

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The Witch's Cauldron

When a woman expels air from her vagina with such force that bubbles are produced in and around the entrance.

"Mate, I was giving head to this girl after doing her from behind only to be greeted with a witch's cauldron."

"Man, this girl queefed so loudly, I bet she produced the witch's cauldron."

"I would love to add some milk of man to HER witch's cauldron."

The Witch's Cauldron by beefdiaries March 5, 2014

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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