Claiming its origin from a friend of a friend's grandmother, Whisker Fish is a colloquial term for the male genitalia, specifically excluding the testis.
In her search for the elusive Whisker Fish, Allison frequented their know habitats including but not limited to, the track pant, the skivvies and the jean cut off. Upon very limited research Allison concluded that the Whisker Fish was not at all elusive as she had originally hypothesized, but was in fact quite alarmingly ubiquitous.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.