wise monkey

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Someone that is usually very astute but reverts to a monkey like state whenever they consume alcohol.

Carrie- "Can I bring my friend John to the BBQ?" ChunkDaddy- "Hell no! I don't want that wise monkey fuckin up any my shit."

wise monkey by ChunkDaddy September 20, 2010

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three wise monkeys

Very very sleazy, cheezey bar in Sydney.

"Let's go to the 3 wise monkey's tonight."
"Ahhhhh helllllzzzzz no muh-fucka, let's go to GAS."

three wise monkeys by Diego July 18, 2003

Related Words

wise monkey • three wise monkeys • Wisemonky • Wire Monkey • Wise monke • wise • Wise Mystical Tree • wise cracking • wise-acre • Wise Dodge

Wisemonky

Wisemonky is a small species of monkey that roamed around Amazon Jungle in 200BC. This species was one of the most intelligent monkey. The name wise is used to show the great power ands intelligence of these animals. Science in Portugal say that the monkeys were able to do something special. It was callled, “god bridge”.

Wisemonky- a species of monkey

Wisemonkey god bridged on the mouse.

Wisemonky by Child of the spices December 31, 2021

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026