wise monkey

Someone that is usually very astute but reverts to a monkey like state whenever they consume alcohol.

Carrie- "Can I bring my friend John to the BBQ?" ChunkDaddy- "Hell no! I don't want that wise monkey fuckin up any my shit."

by ChunkDaddy September 20, 2010

three wise monkeys

Very very sleazy, cheezey bar in Sydney.

"Let's go to the 3 wise monkey's tonight."
"Ahhhhh helllllzzzzz no muh-fucka, let's go to GAS."

by Diego July 18, 2003