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a form of bdsm involving electrostimulation and sometimes bondage
i wired that babe and she came like the nile...
by d00d October 02, 2004
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In Texas Hold'em Poker, paired cards in the hole.
I was holding wired aces, so I called his pre-flop bet.
by Coell May 12, 2005
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1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.
1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!
by Richard Allan Cooper August 04, 2016
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Being high as hell on any one of the following:

Weed, blow, Vitamin E, LSD, the list goes on and on...
by Rico July 25, 2003
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the extreme state of euphoria achieved by taking ecstacy, tingling sensation at the top of head. Also the cause of a rocking jaw
Yo i'm wired
by ashley stephenson March 04, 2004
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A monthly-published magazine.

It has to do with electronic and geek things like news-type info and articles about awsome new gizmos.

The editor-in-chief is... I don't know. Hey, why don't you just check out the site? www.wired.com
I recieve WIRED magazine every month.

I enjoy reading it very much as I do not have internet at my house, and am behind in certain news things. It makes me feel smart when I can comment on how MySpace.com was bought, or how today, since 1 billion people are online, one tenth of 1% of the internet's users is 1 million people.

Yaya for WIRED!
by nubluva October 27, 2006
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