Wipe ass 

The use of shoveling toilet paper back and fourth between to Hot steamy men at a gay bar

“Hay have your ever been to the wipe ass before, it’s lots of fun

Wipe ass by Ryan o’bern November 29, 2020

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it

Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

Wipe my ass with it 

When you can perform a task with no difficulties

Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

Wipe my ass with it by Genial1232 April 18, 2015

ass-wipe seller 

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

ass-wipe seller by benthere March 8, 2008

ass wipe 

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

ass wipe by fraterg May 11, 2003

ass wipe 

A complete moron; without a clue

George Bush is an Ass Wipe

ass wipe by Laura July 20, 2004

ass wipe 

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass wipe."

ass wipe by x January 22, 2003