When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it
Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again
by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009
by Genial1232 April 18, 2015
Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.
Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass!
Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go
Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go
by KoreanBronco March 04, 2010
Telling someone to wipe your ass to disrespect them. If that motherfucker decides to do so, he a fuckin slave suckin dicks on groove street probably for some gay ass losers.
Yo that nigga wipe my ass, i disrespected his ass in front of whole crowd. I heard his bitch ass been hangin out with gays, not a suprise.
by Fuckerhaha November 13, 2019
by Steaver370 April 26, 2004
1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.
Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.
Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."
"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
by Urban yahtzee April 19, 2018
Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.
by fraterg May 12, 2003