what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee
‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fuckingdisgusting i think i have autism now
A school full of sassy girls, kids who take crack before they go to school, teachers who think that not having a tie is going to stop every single person in the school learning, smokers, weird ass kids, people who u should really stay away from and seagulls. so. many. seagulls. Don't go to that school if u don't want to become retarded.
One lunch time in winterbourne academy... "Oops i dropped a chip" *0.128794496 nano seconds later* "AHHH SHIT IT'S THE SEAGULLS!"
A school where they care more about how you look than your education, coat on? Good luck having a future, shirt untucked? Good luck passing your GCSE’S
Person 1: my friend is going to winterbourne academy
Person 2: oh really? How is he?
Person 1: terrible he’s fuckingautistic now
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"