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will you marry me 

will you marry me by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
Words you can keep

Will you marry me 

uh who are u, no lol
(romantic music playing while the sun sets)

dude : “Hey bebehgarl I have been waiting all my entire 9 lives just to say this, Will you marry me?”

person : “uh who are u, no lol”

background : “oh no they rejected them too bad so sad”

Will you marry me 

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.
John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.
Will you marry me by kidlou December 20, 2010

Will you marry me? 

That's not how you do that...
Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."
Will you marry me? by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

CHAEYOUNG-AH WILL YOU MARRY ME 

i hope jihyo and chaeyoung marry soon

채영-아 결혼해줄래?
#chaehyo4eva
Jihyo: 채영-아 결혼해줄래? (chaeyoung-ah will you marry me?)
Chaeyoung: ew no
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