WILF

Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Used for a woman of uncertain status - could be a MILF or a GILF - but until you know for sure, she's a WILF.

You: "Wow, she's hot - is she a MILF or a GILF?"

Me: "I don't know...but she's surely a WILF!"

by mr.robinson jr. November 29, 2008

WILF

Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."

At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."

by Chesai August 24, 2006

WILF

(wolf I'd like to fuck) when someone you'd like to fuck believes their a wolf or is a wolf in true form

"damn brad is a wilf."
"Yea I bet his hairy wolf bussy is so tight"

by WolfpackUwU April 21, 2022

Wilf

This word describes someone as being good at most things except learning because he is braindead.

Oi mate you see that guy over there he is a Wilf.

by ltsmepuppet November 1, 2019

WILF

'Willy I'd like to fondle'

Female version of MILF (or something like that)

"Look at the size of that package - now theres a WILF"

by Photon October 3, 2004

Wilf

Widow I'd like to fuck

Did you do that wilf last night ?

by Fletch1975 June 18, 2018

WILF

Widow I'd like to fuck

Man, I went to that funeral last week end and even though it was my best friend in the coffin, all I could think about was how his wife has become a total WILF!

by Loutre July 25, 2015