Wikichaining 

Hopping from one internal link to another on Wikipedia to get from an unrelated random article to a pre-selected article in the least amount of links you can. Usually undertaken whilst you should be engaging in other, more relevant activities.

Hey, where's Jon? I wanna Wikichain him. He's a Wikichaining God.

Wikichaining by L05 June 17, 2009

Wikibrain 

the state in which you unconsciously jump from thought to thought due to extended exposure to Wikipedia's many random links.
An accompanying side effect could be the recitation of random and useless facts and stories. The person afflicted with Wikipedia Memory most likely does not understand what he or she is saying. See Wikipedia Scholar

Someone afflicted with Wikibrain should immediately see their local hospital for a castration, lest the stupid spread to any children.

"Hey man why didn't you do your homework?"
"I don't know, I was looking up how to do trigonometry when I ended up reading an article on Norton, the emperor of the United States. It seems he was insane."

"Man, you have some serious Wikibrain"

"Yeah... Btw did you know according to Cartesian Dualism there are dual commitments about the nature of existence as it relates to mind and matter? That means I exist in two places at once. Therefore, I can eat my burger twice!"

"..."

Wikibrain by hsu21693 June 11, 2009

wikibrain 

Someone with a large amount of information, a human encyclopedia

"She can name every type of pasta there is, she's such a wikibrain"

wikibrain by SpongeBob helladope October 28, 2019

WIKICHONDRIA 

persistent self-diagnosis from an unlikely combination of symptoms found only in the world's most unreliable dictionary.

"Oh no! He's not 'phoned in again on a sickie, has he? What's the flakey git found out he's suffering from now? I reckon he's got a severe case of the wikichondrias."

WIKICHONDRIA by JJJJJimmyP September 24, 2009

Wilichinsky 

Someone of a petite stature who has no control over any of their physical or emotional attributes.

Not to be confused with being bipolar, this is someone who holds the utmost animosity to anyone, at any time, for any reason.

Usually very unjust.

I told him that the answer was really 5 instead of 4, when all of a sudden a Wilichinsky came out of him and he almost killed me. I was just trying to help.

Wilichinsky by The Great Aristotle September 19, 2005

wikichaw 

An word used to express many emotions felt at once or when bored

"dude"
"What do you want"
"wikichaw!"
"i don't get it"

wikichaw by Moana August 4, 2007

wikicheating 

Looking up on Wikipedia the endings of movies, books or tv shows before you've seen them.

Emil: Stop wikicheating, you're gonna ruin it for yourself. Just watch the show!

Claire: It's only to relieve the stress of not knowing!!

wikicheating by UnicornJebus April 17, 2014