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Wilichinsky 

Someone of a petite stature who has no control over any of their physical or emotional attributes.

Not to be confused with being bipolar, this is someone who holds the utmost animosity to anyone, at any time, for any reason.

Usually very unjust.
I told him that the answer was really 5 instead of 4, when all of a sudden a Wilichinsky came out of him and he almost killed me. I was just trying to help.
Wilichinsky by The Great Aristotle September 19, 2005
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Wilchinsky 

Wilchinsky/Wilchinskies
1. n.
- slang for any of a variety of illegal steroids.
- a steroid that curiosly believes itself to be of Italian descent, but is in fact Polish.
- a performance enhancing substance.
(see: roids; winstrol)

2. n.
- used within the scientific community, refers to the assumed missing evolutionary link between humans and less advanced primates. Term originates with the first of these creatures, which is claimed to have been spotted in New England.
- primate; a gorilla-man.
(see: imbecile; neandertal; idiot)

3. n.
- North American primate, prevalent in the North Eastern United States.
- American chimpanzee, characterized by a grotesquely long, crooked nose.

4. n.
- as good as it gets.
Coach: Look at me, boy; now level. You on wilchinsky/wilchinskies or something?
Lion: No man, I'm just slow.
Coach: Same difference.
Wilchinsky by Noitimba Dnilb November 11, 2006
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