Wifisexual 

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

Waifusexual

A male or female who is interested in anime girls2D waifus and don't care much about real life 3D girls as they value 2D over 3D.In a short definition a weeb or a cultured person in whichever way or perspective you wish to see.Most People of this sexuality are asexuals.

Person 1:Hey man what sexuality are you?
Weeb:I belong to waifusexual sexuality.
Person1:Interesting..Tell me more

Waifusexual by xZeno_ June 10, 2020

wilsexual 

where you in love with wilbur soot

"dude I think i'm wilsexal" said Lucas "what your in love with wilbur soot!" said Brandon "I am being defined as wilsexual" said Lucas

wilsexual by PensAndPens May 13, 2020

Wissexuality

The sexual attraction towards toxic masculinity.

Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.

Katy is such a wissexual, she only dates total jerks who treat her like shit, wissexuality is so weird.

Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.

“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.

Wissexuality by PoorAlgerian January 8, 2020

windsexual 

Sexual arousal from the wind
Term created by Adam Devine

“Dad I’m a windsexual”
“Alright”

windsexual by Sw1234 June 23, 2019

wifeysexual 

Only being attracted to your wife/wifey/waifu

Person 1: “So like, I’m in love with you bro.”
Person 2: “Sorry bro, but I only love my wife and no one else, miss me with that gay shit.”
Person 1: “Oh so you’re wifeysexual, my bad bro.”

wifeysexual by The Only Black Jesus November 28, 2020

whisexual 

pronounced "why-sexual": A non-white person who seeks out a white partner, rather than a mate from a similar background or culture.

Egyptian 1: yo I think this girl from church likes you, go for it.
Egyptian 2: la2 ya bro khalass i'm done. I'm turning whisexual.
Egyptian 1: mabrook, did you tell your parents?
Egyptian 2: yea, mama threw a slipper at me.

whisexual by Hedra123 September 5, 2012