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Wide Awake 

Wide Awake is a very widely known Twilight Fan Fiction by the author Angstgodess003.
With an amazing mixture of Angst, Comedy, and Wit, it is more than worthy of being published into it's own book.

It is highly suggested among many of the Twilight Fandom.

Summary: Edward and Bella have dark pasts that leave them severely emotionally scarred, with nightmares that force them to stay awake. They meet and begin to form a bond during the night hours. All Human

The story has been discontinued on FnaFiction.net but is still being written on the Authors LiveJournal:

http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/
Some might say that Wide Awake is better than Twilight itself. Even if you don't like Twilight, read it.
Wide Awake by Shnabby The Mouse March 15, 2009
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Wide Awake 

A song by Audioslave off their final album Revelations. Its Audioslaves only political song. Its critisizing George Bush and FEMAs incredibly slow reaction to the hurricane Katrina disaster. Quite possibly the most powerful song ever written.
bob: holy shit this song is amazing!
carl: what song?
bob: Wide Awake by Audioslave!
carl: never heard of it
bob: 'gasps and decks carl and then reveals a zipper on the back of his neck and unzips it and the entire band of Audioslave jumps out the procedes to play Wide Awake'

Chris Cornell:

You can look a Hurricane
right in the eye
12 hundred people dead or left to die
follow the leaders were it an eye
for an eye we'd all be blind
death for murder of this im sure
in this uncertain time

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time
when you should have been wide awake

down on the road the world is floating by
the poor and undefended left behind
while you were somewhere trading lives for oil
as if the whole world were blind

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time when
you should have been wide awake

'Tom Morello wails on his guitar'

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time

when you should have been wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake

'the band then kills carl and gives it straight to the police. they are not arrested for they are gods'
Wide Awake by Alty8 September 13, 2009

wide awake nightmare 

Basically a hot mess, the craziest bitch you know.

Wide ass awake 

State of heightened alertness immediately preceding anal penetration. Similar states occur in non-intimate instances.
I drank so much that I was about to pass out, but the Redbull® kicked in about 2 and I was wide ass awake.
Wide ass awake by bmjacks25 December 2, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026