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whore wars 

something to do with your best friends when, "mad" at them or just bored, or other reasons. it starts when one friend calls the other something like 'bitch' or 'skank'. the name calling continues until the 'loser' cant think of anything to call the other person
::alex and morgan are having a whore war:: (they like having whore wars)
alex: bitch
morgan: skank
alex: whore
morgan: fucker
alex: cunt-face
morgan: slut
alex: dick-head
morgan: AHH IDK
alex: I WIN!
whore wars by sayruh July 4, 2006
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Mafia Wars Whore 

A person who is addicted to Mafia Wars, and they have it on Myspace, Facebook, and even the application for the iPod Touch. They are usually around level 100 after four months of playing. These people have well over 125 people in their mafia.
Man 1: Dude, why haven't you answered any of my calls?

Man 2: Oh sorry, I've been playing Mafia Wars a little too much.

Man 1: You are such a Mafia Wars Whore

Whorewashed 

a derogatory term used to describe a person who has assimilated into the whore society. The “Whore Washed” person does not necessarily abandon “healthy” relationships but rather embrace the whorey culture.
just because I have intercourse with a lot of people does not mean i’m whorewashed.
Whorewashed by The whore warrior February 7, 2023
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