A Whiteout is a person who has large gums, and is always showing them off because she is so glad that she can kiss certains peoples asses, that she is always showing her teef
by aunt March 14, 2008
When a male cums all over a girls face when she usually isnt expecting it, so her face is all white from sperm
Joe" Cara was droppin some great dome, but i quick pulled out and gave her a real good wisconsin whiteout."
Pat"i heard she's blind in her right eye now"
Pat"i heard she's blind in her right eye now"
by Lawrence Larry August 12, 2009
The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.
"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"
"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
by Jazz Hammerhands December 25, 2008
A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
by TheBald September 15, 2010
A party where everyone wheres white. White pants, shoes, shirts etc
Also known as Glow
Yes, GLOW the soca fete, that for some reason people call it by the wrong name, when it is in fact Whiteout
Also known as Glow
Yes, GLOW the soca fete, that for some reason people call it by the wrong name, when it is in fact Whiteout
by Everyday Average White guy July 30, 2009
When a guy denys relations he has had with a girl he dated or had a one night stand with in the past
Jon: Dude didn't you have sex with Lindsey?
Kevin: No way man, shes not my type.
Jon: Are you sure? Maybe your just having a whiteout moment.
Kevin: No way man, shes not my type.
Jon: Are you sure? Maybe your just having a whiteout moment.
by Supersingleton January 2, 2010
A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.
“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”
by Prof Bruce April 3, 2010