A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.

Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.

fart whispering by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

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Honkey Whispering Pickaninny

If you know what a honkey whisperer is and you know what a Pickaninny is? This has "what you talkin bout Willis" all over it!

A Honkey Whispering Pickaninny is a small version of a a Honkey Whisperer!

Emmanuelle Louis was the best Honkey Whispering Pickaninny that ever graced a camera!

Honkey Whispering Pickaninny by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

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Whispering Ghost

A maneuver used during sexual intercourse to allow the male to discretely break wind. The man spreads his own butt cheeks to allow the fart to emit softly through the anal cavity, hopefully without any noise. This tactic is especially useful while changing positions, and if the girl says she smells something, you assure her that the stench is coming from between her own legs.

When I was about to hit it doggie, I relieved myself with the whispering ghost. That hoe had no idea I farted. I said it was my B.O.

Whispering Ghost by mettaworldcannabis October 6, 2013

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Whispering Jim

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

I tried a whispering jim and it was just ok.

Whispering Jim by hockeyjoker February 14, 2009

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