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Shit Whip 

Verb. Near-instantaneous face plant. When someone face plants extremely hard and fast. Term coined by Rob Dyrdek on the show Ridiculousness (first appearance: Season 1, Episode 11 "Biker Fox")
"Did you see Tim ride his bike hard into that curb? It was a total shit whip!"
Shit Whip by FreakyPickle April 21, 2013

Shit-Whip 

Shit whipped, shit whippin' or shit whip: To throw something as hard as possible or something moving at a high rate of speed - common phrase in rural New England
Hey, did you see Johnny shit-whip that fucking fridge across the garage the other night.

Or: The neighbor came shit whipping out of his yard last night midnight drunk as fuckin shit.
Shit-Whip by jwalk207 June 6, 2024

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.
Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

whip shitties 

"Whipping shitties" is the act of (mostly male) juvenile automobile drivers whom think it's cool to leave tire tracks from performing what is known as "Doughnuts".

However, juveniles being the most common perpetrators, it is known that grown men (with small penises) have exhibited the same child-like behavior.

"Whipping Shitties" is quite common in upper-Midwestern areas, where back country/county roads are a prime location to perform the act, without getting caught by local law enforcement. It is also hypothesized, that the act is performed in these remote areas, because rednecks and white trash in those areas simply have nothing better to do (notwithstanding sheep).
"Hey dude, atfer I whip shitties on CR-2 (county road 2) tonight, check out my marks."
whip shitties by Spelunkster September 16, 2008

whip a shitty 

To rotate your vehicle 180 degrees counterclockwise at high speeds in order to go the opposite direction. Also known as making a sharp U-turn.
Shit! You missed the exit! Whip a shitty!
whip a shitty by David Barnes January 9, 2005

Whip a shithook 

A term meaning β€œto execute a U-turn while driving. β€œ
The term is used mainly in Saskatchewan and the prairie provinces of Canada
Well we missed our turn, you better whip a shithook n go back.
Whip a shithook by Circlesister March 10, 2021