whiley coyote

The act of inserting your thumb in a girls anus in an attempt to distract her from the fact you ran out of dick to fuck her with

Johnathan: bro, i heard you and Jessica went at it last night. How was it?
Patrick: dude, that girl had one fat ass on her, i had to give her the ole whiley coyote.
Johnathan: damn man did she notice?
Patrick: nah man i shoved my thumb so far up her ass she didnt rralize a thing.