Johnathan: bro, i heard you and Jessica went at it last night. How was it?
Patrick: dude, that girl had one fat ass on her, i had to give her the ole whiley coyote.
Johnathan: damn man did she notice?
Patrick: nah man i shoved my thumb so far up her ass she didnt rralize a thing.

whiley coyote by Medley0575 March 6, 2016

Related Words

wiley-coyote • whiley coyote • Wile E. Coyote • wiley • wiley as hell • Wiley Ford • Wiley Hall • Wiley Janasik • Wiley Magnet Middle • Wiley Mushrooms

wile e coyote

an accident prone coyote doing what he can to score some roadrunner tail ...
when the runner is on the road, wile e prefers to hop on to skype and converse with mr. elly font ...

... so, how was he . as wile as ever ...

... his predecessor was known as coyote ugly, but wile e is out, he is a complete looney tune ...

... wile e coyote

wile e coyote by p83 March 10, 2012

Wile E. Coyote

An immortal being who falls off a cliff for every 1-2 minutes of his existence. When he's not falling off cliffs, he's either getting hit by a truck, or failing at using various ACME products.

All because he is desperately hungry, trying to catch a roadrunner who violates basically every law of physics and reality whenever it's convenient to him. The same also happens to the coyote...but only when it's NOT convenient for him.

Wile E. Coyote must have bones that are made of titanium.

Wile E. Coyote by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Wile E. Coyote

A masturbatory act for men requiring the dropping of an anvil on the man's own genitals.

The EMTs were happy to treat the young man that was permanently damaged from trying a Wile E. Coyote.

Wile E. Coyote by WeinerVonSnootypants August 12, 2017

Wile E. Coyote

A stupid cartoon character that tries to catch and chase roadrunner but always failed in a funny ways especially in the "falling of canyon". Uses ACME products that makes any girls, including the ugliest, to fucked and fornicate up.

Wile E. Coyote... Super Genius... Lllllkkklll!!!

Wile E. Coyote by 271% IQ by Coyote September 12, 2010

Wileecoyote

A person who jumps into a situation trying to help or do something positive but instead ends up making things much worse

Defunding the police was a wileecoyote move. That wileecoyote threw gas on that fire.

Wileecoyote by FrozenBadger January 9, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026