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Whatizit Scott 

Popularized by the finest citizens of Indiana, this is the nickname used when someone's coworker(s) consume too much alcohol the night before and still have a buzzing sensation in their ears which causes temporary deafness. The hungover employee gets asked a question and his answer is always "whatizit?".
Whatizit Scott

Brad: Did you use the right bolts on that running board?

Scott: Whatizit?
Whatizit Scott by Sugar Bear Bill December 1, 2020

whatsitcalled 

a place holder for anything that you dont know.
whatsitcalled whent around the whatsitcalled and whatsitcalled the whatsitcalled.
whatsitcalled by dogy905 November 6, 2013

Whatisitis 

A life threatening disease that can be contracted through excessive existential questioning. Some symptoms may include depression, substance abuse, social withdrawal, identity crisis, and a shitload of other dysfunctions. Although deadly, this disease can be cured with a large dose of distraction, available in both physical and mental forms.

Please note that even after a person has recovered from Whatisitis, it will never leave the body of the carrier. It is, however, non-hereditary. You can also attempt to spare your children the uncertainty of life by introducing them to extra-curricular activities and/or by brainwashing them.
You: What is that? *squinting*
Me: What is what?
You: What is THAT? *points to object in distance*
Me: What is WHAT? *using air quotes*
You: No, I'm serious.
Me: What is serious?
You: Ugh.
Me: What is ugh?
You: *thinks harder* Holy shit my brain is on fire... stop.
Me: What is stop?
You: *catching on now* What is is?
Me: What is what?
You: What is what is?
Me: Damn, I don't know what anything is anymore.
You: Me neither.
Me: Sorry for giving you Whatisitis. Then again, why am I speaking? Nothing makes sense! What is speaking and what is sense?!
You: Wanna smoke up?
Me: What does that mean? Oh fuck it, where's my bong?
Whatisitis by strawberryweedles April 12, 2010

whatsitlike 

Used by the members and friends of the punk rock band "The Four Angry Drunks." There is no real meaning, it's just said randomly. Often others outside the band have no idea what they're talking about.
Person 1: "Whatsitlike"
Person 2: What's it not like?
whatsitlike by besh November 9, 2007

great whatsit 

From the classic Mike Hammer film noir Kiss Me Deadly, it refers to a nebulous but potentially devastating threat that consumes a private detective or an entire nation. Much of its terror comes by way of implication. Examples include the communists of the 1950s, the One Ring and Weapons of Mass Destruction.
"Why is there no apostrophe in the great whatsit," the student asked.
"Don't ask stupid questions," the professor replied. "Its existence is simply a fact."
great whatsit by Wang April 25, 2005
Something you say when you cannot remember or be bothered to say what it is someone has.
Yeah, Tim is over there with his new whatsit
whatsit by Cleo Byrd August 18, 2008